Thursday, July 23, 2009

Hal Howard's Off Day


Dear Mr. Woods,
It's been a while, I know.
Sorry 'bout you're tough breaks lately, it happens.
I'm sure that was the case of Lady Good Cause
and this guy, Hal Howard as well.
Since only one of his well marked balls has landed in my domain,
I must assume that he was coming down with the H1N1flu or something.
I suspect that Hal owns his own business, a lawyer , perhaps.
He tells it like it is.
He is honest, hard working and to the point.
I would love to hook him up to Three Dots,
who has made yet another appearance.
I don't think that AR is the best influence for Three Dots.
Do you think that one day soon,
when you've ironed out the kinks in your game,
you could have a look at our situation?
Public safety is a real issue here.
Faithfully,
The Muse

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Lady Good Cause


Dear Mr. Woods,
As I have earlier documented, encounters with the females of the species is rare.
Here is a rare specimen from a female, Lady Good Cause.
Her behavior appears to be consistent with other females of the species.
Practical and sensible.
She does not subject herself to the copperheads, the briers the fire ants or the ticks.
She accepts her poor drive for what it is: a poor drive.
She accepts the consequences, and she moves on.
Life is too short.
She's my hero.
With kind regards,
The Muse.

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