The Younglings

Dear Mr. Woods,
Sorry 'bout your bum luck on the PGA Tour.
To paraphrase a saint, all seasons are seasonal.
In fact, watching that young whipper snapper snatch your lead,
was reminiscent some years ago of a 21 year old named Tiger Woods who donned the cover of
Sports Illustrated, Newsweek and Time Magazine.
New seasons call for new approaches, I feel confident that you'll figure it out.
Now for the younglings.
They're not so elusive.
Their game is quite different.
The contest lies in their ability to send the ball hurling into the next county.
From the tee above my home, that would be Person County,NC.
Putting for the younglings is a minor detail to be addressed at a later date.
I came home from work one spring day to fine the lawn sprayed with white spheres.
I looked like Peter Cottontail was blindsided and his basket capsized.
I learned that there had been a high school tournament at Treyburn that day.
Fortunately, for our personal safety,
most participants were not member's of Treyburn,
but we have our share to suffer.
Respectfully,
The Muse

They are in to Many Causes.

Dear Mr. Woods,
Phew, you made it through round one of the PGA Championship.
Wishing you the best.
My subjects, it appears, support many charitable causes.
I am quite proud of them,
and because of this,
I forgive them their trespasses into my domain. They even make up for AR's delinquency. I know that Mr. Mickelson presents as your worthy opponent on the golf course, but gentleman that you are, I know that you join me along with Lady Good Cause and Mr. American Cancer Cure in wishing his wife and mother good health. Please tell him that my thoughts and prayers are with his family.
Against cancer, we're one team................
I close with the memory of the late Jimmy V' s words of hope.....

This weekend marks the Sixteenth Annual Jimmy V Celebrity Golf Classic for Cancer Research.
We must carry on.

Rest in Peace Jimmy V-
we're not giving up,
we're not EVER giving up.

Cordially,
The Muse