Dear Mr Woods,
It appears that a devastating earthquake, a political scandal, extreme weather in the south and the NFL playoffs have created a diversion and momentarily the heat is off. In this period of redemption may I once again appeal to your charitable heart and ask for your hand in improving the play of the subjects in my study.
My subjects are of good heart and from the causes that they display on their balls I am convinced that they have a desire to better mankind. By all appearances they seem to be successful off of the golf course. Unfortunately, their golf skills render life threatening danger to t beings who find themselves in the path of their "off target" shots. The activity of golf seems to offer them an outlet to relieve stress, exercise, and "get away from it all". I'm for a that one hundred percent, as long as their shots land on the fairway.
Since you've been given this reprieve won't you consider my request for assistance?
Forever your
Muse on the Eleventh Fairway
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Is a "Pickle" a Golf Situation?
Dear Mr Woods,
May the New Year bring you peace and all good.
Although it may be a baseball situation,
in the golf world,
a pickle you appear to be in.
This muse is not inclined to gossip, but I do hear headlines.
The audience wants a larger than life hero.
They pay to see you win, and they pay to see you fall.
Hard.
It's entertainment and we are all a part of it if we watch it.
This muse is not without sin,
hence, I caste no stones.
I must only offer empathy for those whom are most certainly suffering.
I most sincerely pray for healing.
The pickle is yours,
dear sir,
may you move forward with wisdom and good heart.
Enough said.
In this time of retreat and reflection may I once again make the suggestion of community service that would benefit the safety of citizens Treyburn by offering your expertise in improving the golf game of the subjects of my study.
Three dots has a record number of balls in my domain.
Lady Good Cause, bless her heart, seems to have a zigzag stroke,
and AR is simply suffering delusions.
I have several others who most certainly would benefit from intervention.
Golf is DEFINITELY a strong suit for you, and sometimes it helps to revert to our roots and begin again with our strengths.
Please consider lending us a hand.
As always I remain respectfully your,
Muse on the Eleventh Fairway at Treyburn.
May the New Year bring you peace and all good.
Although it may be a baseball situation,
in the golf world,
a pickle you appear to be in.
This muse is not inclined to gossip, but I do hear headlines.
The audience wants a larger than life hero.
They pay to see you win, and they pay to see you fall.
Hard.
It's entertainment and we are all a part of it if we watch it.
This muse is not without sin,
hence, I caste no stones.
I must only offer empathy for those whom are most certainly suffering.
I most sincerely pray for healing.
The pickle is yours,
dear sir,
may you move forward with wisdom and good heart.
Enough said.
In this time of retreat and reflection may I once again make the suggestion of community service that would benefit the safety of citizens Treyburn by offering your expertise in improving the golf game of the subjects of my study.
Three dots has a record number of balls in my domain.
Lady Good Cause, bless her heart, seems to have a zigzag stroke,
and AR is simply suffering delusions.
I have several others who most certainly would benefit from intervention.
Golf is DEFINITELY a strong suit for you, and sometimes it helps to revert to our roots and begin again with our strengths.
Please consider lending us a hand.
As always I remain respectfully your,
Muse on the Eleventh Fairway at Treyburn.
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