Dear Mr Woods,
It appears that a devastating earthquake, a political scandal, extreme weather in the south and the NFL playoffs have created a diversion and momentarily the heat is off. In this period of redemption may I once again appeal to your charitable heart and ask for your hand in improving the play of the subjects in my study.

My subjects are of good heart and from the causes that they display on their balls I am convinced that they have a desire to better mankind. By all appearances they seem to be successful off of the golf course. Unfortunately, their golf skills render life threatening danger to t beings who find themselves in the path of their "off target" shots. The activity of golf seems to offer them an outlet to relieve stress, exercise, and "get away from it all". I'm for a that one hundred percent, as long as their shots land on the fairway.

Since you've been given this reprieve won't you consider my request for assistance?
Forever your
Muse on the Eleventh Fairway