Dear Mr Woods,
I know that you have quite a busy schedule but I was wondering if you are available for community service in the interest of public safety.
Here you see a picture that represents a few weeks worth of golf balls hit off the expert tee at Treyburn and landing themselves in our yard/ house/driveway/lot.
Clearly, the Golf pro is overworked and under paid.
Or,
perhaps,
my conclusions are wrong.
Are pro golfers like home run hitters?
They either hit a hole in one OR anyone's guess?-
(including a pony tail on the eleventh fairway?)
Please get back to me on the community service thing,
Respectfully,
The Muse
hehe, that's funny.
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