To Tango or Tangle with Bogie

Dear Mr. Woods,
I am continuing to document the behavioral differences between the male and female golfers.
They deal quite differently with Bogie.
I have quite the vantage point in making these observations as Bogie shares my territory.
Is one to tango or tangle with Bogie?
THAT is the question.
The females gracefully walk to the edge of the rough and visually scan the terrain in search of their wayward balls.
If the ball can be retrieved with grace, she retrieves.
If not,
she tosses her head,
reverses her step and elegantly tangos on.
The females give unto Bogie that which is Bogie's.
The males, on the other hand, tangle.
The more of them there are, the more they tangle.
They battle the prickly vines and bramble pulling off thorns attached to their clothing.
They brush and swipe at insects and ticks, flirting with West Nile and Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.
They, slip,slide, and loose their footing in wooded debris.
Sometimes they find their balls.
Sometimes their balls remain hidden in Bogie's lair.
There appears to be some opposite and equal primal forces at work in each case.
One force entails wit, intelligence and cutting losses to get ahead.
The other entails a single competitive drive, investing high personal risk in order to yield an unlikely windfall, or a slightly more than deplorable loss.
(I have side note for a comparative study on economics)
I must acquire more data to complete my hypothesis.
Would you mind sharing your thoughts?
In your kind service,
Muse