The Stag

Dear Mr. Woods,
I fear that after reviewing past entries one might erroneously misconstrue my data collection to depict a bias in favor of the females.
I assure you that this is not the case.
My data collection is purely objective.
That's not to say that I don't have my personal preferences.
But, enough about that.
There is a particularly intriguing set of males whom I refer to as the stags.
They are elusive, majestic, and almost always play alone.
They tend to be older and they always walk.
Their balls stay on the fairway,
so my hypothesis is that they are more highly skilled.
They are most often sited at dusk but can also be seen on cold,gray, blustery days.
They move with a grace to behold and they blend into the scenery.
A siting of a stag is reminiscent of a National Geographic photo of
a lone golfer on a coastal hillside in Scotland.
An awesome site indeed.
I like them.
Your thoughts?
The Muse