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Dear Mr Woods,
Congratulations on your win last weekend.
Hope this is the turning point of your season.
Today I present to you another frequent flier, "AR".
Now, AR , like Three Dots is running with a fast crowd on the expert tee.
But AR is cool.
He has cool clothes, cool balls and cool equipment.
He lets it all hang out.
His balls are well marked because he wants no discrepancies.
He's like the "Fonz" of golf-
as long as he doesn't play.
The picture illustrates a few of his missed hits.
He's hit the siding, the Honda, the mailbox and the deck (it actually ricocheted off of a tree and then hit the deck so I'll forgive him that one).
He's quite adept at hitting most anything as long as it's not on the fairway.
I fear that he's a mentor to Three Dots which is why I am working so hard to get some interventions started for Three Dots.
I am concerned AR is coaching Three dots on his swing,
and I don't think that I need to be graphic in pointing out the obvious.
The balls speak for themselves.
Forever the optimist, I believe that all is not lost,
and I see hope for AR.
What do you think?
The Muse